[Reprint] [Let the people have to read SMS] _1886471457

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ss: [let the people have to read SMS] author: battlitax attorney irsng often have friends some funny and interesting mobile phone SMS, really reluctant to remove the spare time out to share with friends. 1. life's message-the life, 0 years old, 10 years have grown up for love lost, 20, 30 and 40 basic directional, desperately fighting back, 50, 60, 70 old hometown pick pick Mahjong, Sun, 80 90 lying in bed, 100-year-old hanging on the wall. Great health, and die a miserable! so that eat eat, drink, drink, and the distress don't to heart, wash with a bath, watching the table, comfortable one second is one second. Be in hand, don't just side by side; can embrace, don't just hand in hand; able, please don't say that lightly apart ... Second, the Devil's dictionary-the "happiness" is a cat eat fish, dog eat meat, Oatman play little monsters. "Generation gap" is I asked dad think "Daisy", dad said not to drink too much. "Narcissism" is the next life I must reborn woman, then marry a man like me. "Silent" is the judge: why India and counterfeit currency? criminals innocent: for I will not be printed as the real one. "Desperate" is noon to point two refectory, ate the first shocked me: "the world is more difficult to eat?" for a second I cried: "really there!" ... III. coastal work-well see Guangdong heaven, a close look at the Guangdong like banks, Guangdong prison room, it is better to go home the cows and sheep. All that good, Guangdong Province are in Guangdong. Guangdong money spent, which have Guangdong money sent home, said here high wages, I didn't have the money to buy toothpaste; they say that here the food good, fresh vegetables with grass; say good, here environment ran Ant cockroaches; say here beauty, mix in a few years didn't shoot drag ... Year after year, working overtime every day like a monkey, unpaid overtime, every day there is no reason for the high jump. See the boss with his head down, wages were shaking his head, to a month to worry, I do not know when to stick up!, strange Chengdu 18-1, three meals a day to eat pickles, 2, 3 only eyes (navel) to see the world, 3, midnight "ghost diet" big selling 4, mouths "with the words", 5, start playing mahjong game, put 6, dead mouse Wai down look, 7, sprawling ear man beauty love, 8, led by the only dog putting on the dog too, 9, not bubble tea put disease, 10, Sun began squeezing, Sun 11, weekend in convoy ran out, 12, eat hotpot carload, 13, Doll by the grandmother, 14, the more the better selling tabloid, 15, exercise only the old lady, 16, bike faster than playing, 17, cute love flies restaurant, 18, youth not senile handsome. 5. this message has a purpose-N-1, continue to consolidate relations, 2, look at your cell phone lost no lost time, 3, 4, remind me,, 5, tell you with new leadership that Standing Committee didn't we, 6, notes I care about you, 7, you have a technical content: weather cold, nest multiple mat grass, 8, and now the moment I want you, 9, prove what China Mobile Tower hasn't been United States blasted, 10, 11, harassment at you, tell you the well-to-do families care about this dime, 12, wants to prove that send text messages faster than post letters ... 6. tell you-I resigned, tired of this work, I hired in our village, two acres of land, planted point cash crops (opium), on which point poultry (Panda), different day do something small business (trafficking in women and children), in September just got a postgraduate student, studied printing professional (Indian point banknotes), I opened a small factory also produced (made point bomb festivals put), more than the previous work of leisure. You are free to come to my house to play well, nothing to eat, kill a Panda taste fresh, eat pot smoke opium, wrapped, before leaving with a hint of print, and then drop bomb farewell you, Fireworks and the shining of the Moon, please accept my best wishes for you: peace, health, and happiness! 7, the latest Harvard marketing case--a man whose sell pigs, dark rain, 20 pigs is not sold, to a farmer in Heather. Young woman said: only one person at home. Male: Please big sister, the pigs head. Female: well, it's only one bed. Man: I'm to bed, to the pig head. Female: agreed. Midnight men, women, I went to sleep, women above you. Male: pigs at both ends. Female Yun, request it couldn't move. Few thousand hectares, the men couldn't resist asking twitch, the woman refuses. Male: twitch to pigs at both ends. Women, men and move eight times to stop the woman asked why fixed? male pigs. Female whispers or I'll give you a pig ... After dawn, male whistled call 20 pigs fair! Harvard comments: to find user potential demand, the training must be guided, in the early userlos angeles tax lawyer demand, the resulting input is consistent with the development of the law. VIII. Summary 2008-celebrating, snowstorm; fried Bull, collapse; leave a shadow, Yan Zhao; to travel, riots; flying, so hang up; take the train, derailed; stay home, earthquake; wages, all donated; drink milk, stones. This year is too difficult, good in 2008. I hope that 2009 the year of the ox head down: beef tripe with ox tail, banknote piled up your Chin; bovine heart beef liver of bovine intestines, ox year to buy a new House; stinging cowhide hoof, bed is gold mat; Bullseye beef cow ears, mouth all Jolly! 9, wish we these surfaces, feel anxious; face is not old, heart of vicissitudes; there is, for the province; success difficult, depressed often; than snail son tired, Ant is busy, the more prominently than Yue Fei young happy national day!